The Every Other Weekly

By Julia

(editor's note: this is an editorial review; very editorial)

Many things are good about the holidays. There's presents, cookies, stockings, and santa. One thing that I don't look forward to is turning on the radio and catching the annoying second of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen singing “Silent Night”. I absolutely love how those two stupid bimbos are still praised and looked up to by little girls. What is this teaching little girls? That it's okay to be an anorexic, smoking, train wreck like Mary-Kate. Or be a stupid easy and loose girl that makes out with her boyfriend laying down on a platform while making a movie wearing nothing but a towel, like Ashley. My little cousin came for the holidays last year and brought her copy of Mary-Kate and Ashley's Christmas CD. Oh my god I have never heard anything so awful. Of course she was obsessed with it and she played it non-stop. “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” makes me want to go on a killing rampage. I don't want to continue because I am getting so mad and grossed out about their mere existence.