A Green Armored Penguin from outer space.

On December 2nd 2005 I was given a "press release". The "Press release" was of great concern to me. It described a Green Armored Penguin that would be beaten to death with a wooden stick in front of more than 100 what can only be described as, cult members. I have taken it upon myself to champion the Penguin's cause.

1st:What is it? A green penguin wearing armor?
No. It is a penguin wearing green armor.

December 15th, 2005

Here we are in the eve of the Holiday "Party". The sacrificial "lamb penguin thing", a 4 foot alien will tromp out tomorrow, only to be beaten to a pulp by 75 school students. It will withstand the beating until it's candy innards fall to the ground, and then eat them in celebration.

A cruel and brutal ritual of humiliation and contempt. What kind of ritual would subject the poor guitar wielding penguin to a fate of, what one can only hope, martyrdom. Should the other Penguins from "outer space" read this article, (I really consider it a cry for help) and take up the Giant Penguin from Outerspace size cause.

All this will happen providing Mother Nature abides. The forecast calls for icy rain. Perhaps the Penguin will get a stay of execution by weather that it might find most comforting.

Sincerely,
Reginald Fossilbery, concerned citizen and reporter of the EOW.